Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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