question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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