porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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