we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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