Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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