So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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