capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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