that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
The feeling are messing with the penis
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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