it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
