Cold hands, warm shart.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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