i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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