Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Say something about gay babies.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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