We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Terrible idea I love it
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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