He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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