he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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