Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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