i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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