Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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