i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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