Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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