I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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