And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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