Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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