Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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