I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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