how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
