All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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