My hand turned me down
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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