Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Randomize
