Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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