I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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