Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Randomize
