so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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