I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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