You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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