I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize