I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You're a waste of cheezeits
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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