hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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