4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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