none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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