I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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