i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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