She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Liz is crying about burritos again.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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