Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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