yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
i think i just lost a toe
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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