he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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