I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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