Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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