ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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