as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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