I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Let's paint friendship bongs
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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