For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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