the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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