I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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